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Written and Performed by Zac Jaffee* 

Directed by Christopher Burris

Stage Manager: Brooke Bell*

In FringeNYC - 685 Washington Street (corner of Charles Street)


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In I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CARS, Zac plays John, a jazz DJ on a mission to show his daughter his childhood home before they move out of state. Interrupted by detours, tall tales, Gremlins, and a blown tire, they travel through the past while John wrestles with the present, eventually leading them to the unexpected. Onstage Zac underscores the show with effects pedals, a turntable, and cassette tapes to create a landscape of noise, distortion, and truth.

Zac Jaffee - I Don't Know Shit About Car

Zac Jaffee in I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CARS - Photo by Rhe De Ville

Directed by Christopher Burris (THE FOURTH WALL Off-Broadway at ART/NY with TBTB; THE BROTHERS SIZE at LunaStage; A RAISIN IN THE SALAD: BLACK PLAYS FOR WHITE PEOPLE in FringeNYC). Sound design by composer and sound installation artist Yvette Janine Jackson (Fridman Gallery, New York; Tonband Fixed Media Festival, Stockholm). Stage managed by Brooke Bell* (DRUNKLE VANYA Off-Broadway)

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Yvette Janine Jackson, Zac Jaffee, and Christopher Burris - Photo by Rhe De Ville

*Equity Approved Showcase

I Don't Know Shit About Cars
A solo performance about fatherhood, manhood, and finding yourself at a crossroads with your young daughter in the back seat. 
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